Ah … Procrastination, my ol’ companion.
“Can I stay?”
I rather you didn’t.
“You know you like having me around.”
Not really, you just creep in and find ways to stay.
“I wouldn’t be here unless you invited me.”
I need to be doing something else.
“It’s probably really important, isn’t it?”
Yes, so perhaps another time.
“Yeah but look at this over here!”
That’s not helping me.
“It’ll take your mind off doing that other thing.”
Okay, where did the time go?
“You’ve spent some quality time with me.”
Right, you need to go.
“Can’t I stay a little longer.”
No, that really is enough!
“I’ll be back though.”
Yes, it seems you inevitably will.
“Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.” – Christopher Parker
“Procrastination is, hands down, our favorite form of self-sabotage.” – Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
“A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.” – Bill Watterson, the author and artist of Calvin and Hobbes.
